Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Top 5 pairs of tits will win a hat or mug.


This is open to all genders :)

[el pres]

I've already got a mug and a hat.
What else are you offering? cause my manboobs are impressive..

[Newton]

Tits first then the bartering can begin :)

[Nickatilynx]

I've already got a mug and a hat.
What else are you offering? cause my manboobs are impressive..

good hard shag from Trev might be doable...


hmmm part of the Oprano Sunderland Prize Package

[Trev]

good hard shag from Trev might be doable...


hmmm part of the Oprano Sunderland Prize Package
I'm affraid I can't help out, I've just put my back out :unsure:



I will show you my tits though:

[Funbrunette]

I already have a mug...Got anything else? lol

[voodooman]

I already have a mug...Got anything else? lol

Show us your ass then.

;)

[Trev]

I'm getting a feeling we should have done this thread before giving out shit loads of caps and mugs :(

[TheEnforcer]

I already have a mug...Got anything else? lol

You still need a hat!! :)

[Funbrunette]

You still need a hat!! :)

Hehehehehhe! I took Chris's! ;)

[Trev]

Hehehehehhe! I took Chris's! ;)
Bugger :(

[Sabby]

Tits first then the bartering can begin :)

Show me the SHOES!!!

I got some great pics. hehe.



Sabby:flash:

[PornoDoggy]

Okay ... who hacked Oprano?

[TheEnforcer]

Hehehehehhe! I took Chris's! ;)


Show your tits and get Chris a hat then! :) You owe him one and he's already gotten his!! :)

[MorganGrayson]

Note from the Official Oprano Shipping department:

Male pics wanted!! :yowsa:

[Zeina-Heart]

I already have a mug...Got anything else? lol
same here..

[spideriux]

nice yeah ???
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3745/tits8mn.jpg

[spideriux]

Ps. Check my Sig if you want to see big tits ! :)

[spideriux]

Big tits for you...

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9066/naturaltits0076xf.jpg

[spideriux]

ok, here it is not my GF, not my Neighbours tits... But mine !!!:okthumb:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/526/img09447tm.jpg

[Sabby]

Okay... I'll play!


Sabby:flash:

[Sin]

Note from the Official Oprano Shipping department:

Male pics wanted!! :yowsa:

Well fine then.

[MorganGrayson]

ok, here it is not my GF, not my Neighbours tits... But mine !!!:okthumb:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/526/img09447tm.jpg

spideriux, my sweet man, for having the courage to post - unlike a lot of *other* guys around here! - and the desire to please this happy lady, look for a little something extra in the box thats due to come your way! :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

Well fine then.

Oops.
Make that "male pics wanted AS WELL." :yowsa:

C'mon, Sin, I don't EVEN want to deal with the hostility that will result if these guys think I prevented them from seeing pics of your fine self! :unsure:

[Trev]

spideriux, my sweet man, for having the courage to post - unlike a lot of *other* guys around here! - and the desire to please this happy lady, look for a little something extra in the box thats due to come your way! :yowsa:
Oh god, now you've got my mind working overtime :blink:

[domtheboy]

Well fine then.

Hee hee, someones got some apologising to do lol

[spideriux]

when you will announce the winners? :D

[MorganGrayson]

Oh god, now you've got my mind working overtime :blink:

Zoomed it up to what, crumpet? Fifteen seconds? :rolleyes:

[Trev]

Zoomed it up to what, crumpet? Fifteen seconds? :rolleyes:
I'd really prefer not to post it. :p

[LadyMischief]

Ok, I'm in :P Give me a minute to find a server to upload a pic to, my server is currently down with a bad power supply :P

[Trev]

I'm liking the way this thread is going now :okthumb:

[el pres]

Tits first then the bartering can begin :)

The last time that happened, I ended up getting married.:yowsa:


Nick, I'll pass on the offer of Trev, don't know where he's been..

[Trev]

Nick, I'll pass on the offer of Trev, don't know where he's been..
That's a very wise move... I've been me for 33 years and I don't even know where I've been sometimes :unsure:

[Nickatilynx]

Depending on the tits , I could be persuaded to fly the winner to Vancouver for a shoe shopping spree at LY and gucci

;-)))


its looking like spiderieux at the moment LOL

;-)))

[Sabby]

Depending on the tits , I could be persuaded to fly the winner to Vancouver for a shoe shopping spree at LY and gucci

;-)))


its looking like spiderieux at the moment LOL

;-)))

Oh, You are such a SHIT!!!

LOL.


Sabby:flash:

[spideriux]

Depending on the tits , I could be persuaded to fly the winner to Vancouver for a shoe shopping spree at LY and gucci

;-)))


its looking like spideriux at the moment LOL

;-)))

hahaha :okthumb:

[domtheboy]

I can't believe Sin hasn't whapped them out in this thread yet....




;)

[Grump]

Not exactly what I expected from the original post, 4 tits and lots of boobs :)

[Trev]

Not exactly what I expected from the original post, 4 tits and lots of boobs :)
hahahahaha

:wnw:

[PornoDoggy]

Fuck, for a minute here I thought I'd been redirected to Porn City.

Guess not.

Oh, well ...

[Lisa]

Can't show you mine...no digital cam. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif

But so far spideriux is winning for me. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

I have a for men's nipples. :blush:

[domtheboy]

Dammit Lisa don't do that. I saw the thread title and that you had posted, and I came flying into this thread lube in hand :(

[Lisa]

Damn...it's a wonder you didn't slip right over on your arse. :D

[sarettah]

But so far spideriux is winning for me. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

I have a for men's nipples. :blush:

Oh, I see how it works... Some men's nipples are just automatically rated higher than others eh ?

Spideriux shows his and you are all like slobber slobber.... But when you thought of the prospect of mine, you had to warn the world off eh ? http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=44699


This shall be remembered in the long term of things.... yes, it will :hmm:

[Lisa]

It wasn't your nipples that sent me running away screaming...we weren't just talking nipples then were we....oh nooooooooo we were talking total utter nekkidness.

BIG difference (or at least I'm sure you'd like to think it's big). :nyanya:

[MorganGrayson]

Oh, I see how it works... Some men's nipples are just automatically rated higher than others eh ?

Spideriux shows his and you are all like slobber slobber.... But when you thought of the prospect of mine, you had to warn the world off eh ? http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=44699


This shall be remembered in the long term of things.... yes, it will :hmm:

Hey, *I* never said "don't show us your nipples"!!! :hmm:

My email is ready if you don't want to share them...and frankly, I wouldn't if I were you. I'm more than willing to have a "private sarettah stash"!!! :yowsa:

[sarettah]

It wasn't your nipples that sent me running away screaming...we weren't just talking nipples then were we....oh nooooooooo we were talking total utter nekkidness.

BIG difference (or at least I'm sure you'd like to think it's big). :nyanya:


And apparently, by the biz you are in, you do not have any great aversion to "total utter nekkidness", except when it comes to me eh ? :hmm:

















C'mon get digging........

[sarettah]

Hey, *I* never said "don't show us your nipples"!!! :hmm:

My email is ready if you don't want to share them...and frankly, I wouldn't if I were you. I'm more than willing to have a "private sarettah stash"!!! :yowsa:


Cash baby, cash :yowsa:

[Lisa]

Actually, I do have an aversion to total utter nekkidness of people I think of as colleagues and friends.

In no other industry would you be expected to see those you respect and admire, naked as the day they were born.

That's why BillPMB wants to get me a t-shirt that says 'TOO PURE FOR PORN' .

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

That being said, if you really really want to...go ahead and whip it out. I've seen Serge's, I've seen Bill's...what's one more. :rolleyes:

[domtheboy]

Cash baby, cash :yowsa:

Whatever you're willing to offer him I'll take cash

Get yer discount nipples here

[sarettah]

go ahead and whip it out. I've seen Serge's, I've seen Bill's...what's one more.

Too late toots... You had your chance :yowsa:

[Lisa]

*whew* :D

[sarettah]

*whew* :D

Ok, just for that :hmm:

http://www.blizweb.net/jokes/images/files/ugly/naked_old_man.jpg

[MorganGrayson]

Cash baby, cash :yowsa:

OK, we can go the PayPal route. :)

(We can also go the "I email the missus and you have to sleep sometime" route!) :yowsa:

[Lisa]

Ok, just for that :hmm:

http://www.blizweb.net/jokes/images/files/ugly/naked_old_man.jpg

Nice...ermmm....beads! :p

[MorganGrayson]

sarettah...your ability to find these pics frightens me. :blink:

[Grump]

I can't believe Sin hasn't whapped them out in this thread yet....




;)


It's all Morgan's fault. :(

[Lisa]

Gives you a whole new insight into his disturbing fantasies eh? :huh:

[MorganGrayson]

It's all Morgan's fault. :(

Hey, now! :mad:

I told Sin to get those nude pics out there! Don't blame me!

Gives you a whole new insight into his disturbing fantasies eh? :huh:

I don't know whether this is an insight I wanted...I mean, I appreciate "insight" as much, if not more, than the average person...but this...is...er...uh.... :blink:

[Sin]

Okay fine... here's the newest pic... :)

[LadyMischief]

I still have no server up to put my pics on.. damn freaking power supply :(

[Biggy]

3 pages and no titties. what a let down.

[Sin]

Biggy did you READ the thread? My tits are 2 posts above your own, Sabby's tits are in here too...

[sarettah]

I still have no server up to put my pics on.. damn freaking power supply :(


Email them to me sarettah at hatterasdesigns dot com

I'll throw them up somewhere for you LM :)

[LadyMischief]

Email them to me sarettah at hatterasdesigns dot com

I'll throw them up somewhere for you LM :)


Woohooo willdo! :)

[LadyMischief]

Pics sent, Sarettah

[Grump]

Sin... uhm wow... yeah wow! Very nice. Morgan, you are forgiven :)

[Sin]

oh hooray my tits AREN'T invisible!

[Grump]

3 pages and no titties. what a let down.

What?? We have 5 so far! (Sin's pic only showed 1)

[sarettah]

oh hooray my tits AREN'T invisible!


Ahem, The more proper statement would be: "Oh hooray, my tit is not invisible" as you have only exposed on of the assumed two that you posess. However, I believe the thread states that you must show your tits (as in plural) to win the bling.


:yowsa:

[LadyMischief]

Ahem, The more proper statement would be: "Oh hooray, my tit is not invisible" as you have only exposed on of the assumed two that you posess. However, I believe the thread states that you must show your tits (as in plural) to win the bling.


:yowsa:

Sin is yummy.. Don't be speaking to her thusly. She and I are gonna run away together and live forever in carnal bliss. Well, ok, we're not, but a girl can dream, right?

[Sin]

Sin is yummy.. Don't be speaking to her thusly. She and I are gonna run away together and live forever in carnal bliss. Well, ok, we're not, but a girl can dream, right?

Oh thank you :)

And I was reluctant to even post that pic on this board because I was rather hoping to NOT whore this board up with breast pictures.

[LadyMischief]

Oh thank you :)

And I was reluctant to even post that pic on this board because I was rather hoping to NOT whore this board up with breast pictures.


There is so nothing wrong with breast pictures... Sarettah has mine and they will join yours soon I hope! ;)

[sarettah]

From LadyM :)

http://www.xxxborn4porn.com/ladymtreasure2.jpg

http://www.xxxborn4porn.com/ladymtreasure.jpg

http://www.xxxborn4porn.com/ladymboobs.jpg

[LadyMischief]

Woohoo thanks!

[Sin]

Oooh I love the first pic!
I'm going to take my pic down, seeing as it is lacking in plurality of said 'tit'

[sarettah]

Oooh I love the first pic!
I'm going to take my pic down, seeing as it is lacking in plurality of said 'tit'


I'll just put my copy of it back up you know..... :rolleyes:

[Sin]

Go for it, I already took it down, all the way out of my photobucket.

[Biggy]

Biggy did you READ the thread? My tits are 2 posts above your own, Sabby's tits are in here too...

no, i just browsed for pics, why would i read thru all the posts.

reading is overrated.. plus im illiterate.

[Sin]

no, i just browsed for pics, why would i read thru all the posts.

reading is overrated.. plus im illiterate.

Someone needs to buy you glasses then, because there's quite a few pics of tits in this thread.

[LadyMischief]

I see pics, I dunno about you but I see pics :P

[sarettah]

Go for it, I already took it down, all the way out of my photobucket.


Now, I have to put it up cause all the guys will blame me that you took it down :(

Well, I fixed the tit problem anyhow....

Voila... Tits......

http://www.xxxborn4porn.com/sinmirror.jpg

[Sin]

LOL

Nah Sarettah, I'm touched actually, that's very sweet. I'm just grouchy today (likely to be a prolonged thing)

Nice photoshop :D A little scary for me to look at, but a nice photoshop all the same lol

[sarettah]

LOL

Nah Sarettah, I'm touched actually, that's very sweet. I'm just grouchy today (likely to be a prolonged thing)

Nice photoshop :D A little scary for me to look at, but a nice photoshop all the same lol


Your boobies are as close to perfection as there ever was :okthumb:


(rest of you ain't too bad either :groucho: )

[Grump]

Your boobies are as close to perfection as there ever was :okthumb:


(rest of you ain't too bad either :groucho: )

When he's right, he's right.

[TheEnforcer]

Oooh I love the first pic!
I'm going to take my pic down, seeing as it is lacking in plurality of said 'tit'


I like the side view!! You've got some perky ones there!! :>))

[Lisa]

Sin, I have to say, very nice tit(s)! :)

I have about 20 months until I turn 40, and right now, even tho I can't quite claim 'perky', I can still pass the pencil test. Here's hoping I still can at 40!

[Sin]

Thanks Lisa! :)

[sarettah]

Woohoo thanks!


You're quite welcome of course :)

Big Bazoombas by the way.... :okthumb:

[Dravyk]

Nice pics, ladies!!! :clapping:

(And um, guy, I guess, I wouldn't know).

[Dravyk]

I have about 20 months until I turn 40, and right now, even tho I can't quite claim 'perky', I can still pass the pencil test. Here's hoping I still can at 40!First you say no camera, then you say that!

Damn, you really a horrible tease, Lisa. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif Cruel, cruel, cruel. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif

[helix]

If you insist. The girls don't seem to mind.
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/rainesranchgoats/udders-lg.png

[Sin]

lmao Helix wins!

[Dravyk]

If you insist. The girls don't seem to mind.I knew this cloning thing was going to get out of hand. :o

[Dravyk]

lmao Helix wins!TITS! Not TEETS! :p

[Sin]

Same thing, they're all mammary glands.

[helix]

and they are all natural :)

[Dravyk]

Same thing, they're all mammary glands.Ok. Go knock yourself out feeling up some cows then. :)

I'll stick with the homo sapiens.

[Dravyk]

and they are all natural :)You have a point there!

[Sin]

Ok. Go knock yourself out feeling up some cows then. :)

I'll stick with the homo sapiens.

I don't know about cows, but I did used to milk goats.

If I wanted to feel up tits I'd grab my own.

[Dravyk]

If I wanted to feel up tits I'd grab my own.Women are so lucky that way. :rolleyes:

[Sin]

I suppose... maybe if you're a lesbian. I'm not.

I'd rather be a tranny, then i'd have a cock to play with.

[Dravyk]

I suppose... maybe if you're a lesbian. I'm not.

I'd rather be a tranny, then i'd have a cock to play with.The grass is always greener ...

[Sin]

Anybody here have a cock they'd be willing to loan me? lol

[Dravyk]

I'm a package deal. ;)

[Sin]

That's fine, lol I prefer my cocks attached anyways.

[Anthony]

Anybody here have a cock they'd be willing to loan me? lol

Depends. What you gonna use it for?

[Sin]

I want to hold it, stroke it, lick it, suck it, just play with it with my hands 'n mouth in general, y'know. Maybe fuck it occasionally.

[Anthony]

I want to hold it, stroke it, lick it, suck it, just play with it with my hands 'n mouth in general, y'know. Maybe fuck it occasionally.

Sweet. I just so happen to know of one that just came back on the market!

[Sin]

LOL

Yeah but did it move to a different country market?

[sarettah]

(pointing to sign on the wall)

Only one person in a booth at a time




.

[Anthony]

LOL

Yeah but did it move to a different country market?

Ummm, yeah. Kinda.

Been to Florida yet?

[Sin]

Haha no I haven't, not planning to anytime soon either.

[Anthony]

Haha no I haven't, not planning to anytime soon either.

Well that plan got shut down.

[Sin]

Sorry babe, it largely is because of someone else who is in Florida.

[Anthony]

Sorry babe, it largely is because of someone else who is in Florida.

Florida is rather quite large.

[Sin]

And at other times, its a very small world indeed lol

[Anthony]

And at other times, its a very small world indeed lol

Interesting...

[Dravyk]

Oh for Cripes sake! When did this thread become a French movie with bad dialog? :yawn:

Oh, after I left it for a moment. :)

[Sin]

LMAO Dravyk

[Anthony]

Oh for Cripes sake! When did this thread become a French movie with bad dialog? :yawn:

Oh, after I left it for a moment. :)

We had a moment.

Now it's gone.

Forever.

Like the morning dew when the Sun appears.

The memory lingers, as I am warmed by the Sun's rays.

I am alone...

[Sin]

*sniffles & dabs a hanky to the corner of one eye*

[Dravyk]

I laughed. I cried. ...




Ok fuck it, I only laughed! :lmao1:

[Anthony]

I laughed. I cried. ...




Ok fuck it, I only laughed! :lmao1:

Yo, gonna be in Philly next week for turkey day. Staying the weekend. Are you free? I got the other parties interested in town as well.

Let's get the ball rolling biyatch!

[Dravyk]

Yo, gonna be in Philly next week for turkey day. Staying the weekend. Are you free? I got the other parties interested in town as well.

Let's get the ball rolling biyatch!Yep, I'll be in town. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Hit me on the horn mañana or drop me an "E" with your 411: when you get in, where you're staying, yadda yadda ... and let's hook this puppy up, bro!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

[Sin]

I laughed. I cried. ...




Ok fuck it, I only laughed! :lmao1:

I merely rolled my eyes.

[Dravyk]

I merely rolled my eyes.We must get zee pahshaun back in zee thread, cherie, no? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/groucho.gif

http://www.stinktierbuch.de/pepe_le_pew_07.jpg

[Anthony]

I merely rolled my eyes.

Great!

No more cyber for you!

Drav, wanna cyber?

[Dravyk]

Great!

No more cyber for you!

Drav, wanna cyber?In general? With her? Or with you?

[Sin]

We must get zee pahshaun back in zee thread, cherie, no? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/groucho.gif

http://www.stinktierbuch.de/pepe_le_pew_07.jpg

Okay, now I laughed. LOL

Oui, We must.

[Sin]

How about an orgy.

[Dravyk]

Okay, now I laughed. LOL

Oui, We must.Le rowwwl, rowwwl!

[Dravyk]

How about an orgy.I never was good at sharing my toys. Kindergarten teacher said so.

... when I refused to give her back to her husband.

[Anthony]

How about an orgy.

In a word.

No.

[Sin]

LOL I love you guys, you're great. :)

[spideriux]

I see nice tits here. And I'm confused, who is winning now? :D

[Red]

Damn you guys sure were busy yesterday. Sorry I missed everything, but thanks for the mammaries.

[LadyMischief]

You're quite welcome of course :)

Big Bazoombas by the way.... :okthumb:


Lol why thank you yes they are :P Although I've lost a fair bit more weight since those pics, so they shrunk a little.. I've lost 70 pounds since June and I'm continuing to lose;

[TheEnforcer]

How about an orgy.


I'm game!! How many other women are you gonna bring for me? :) I don't mind sharing my toys with lots of women!! :speedbana

[Nickatilynx]

Thanks for the mammaries :)

[Trev]

I'm game!! How many other women are you gonna bring for me? :) I don't mind sharing my toys with lots of women!! :speedbana
You have toys.... why? :blink: :unsure: :huh:

[Anthony]

You have toys.... why? :blink: :unsure: :huh:

Because sometimes reaching that prostate with your own finger can be tricky!

[Trev]

Because sometimes reaching that prostate with your own finger can be tricky!
hahahahahahaha

:wnw: :okthumb: :wnw:

[Newton]

ahahahahaha :burn:

http://mylilsam.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/stifler.jpg

[LadyMischief]

Thanks for the mammaries :)


I want my hat now! :P

[Dravyk]

ahahahahaha :burn:

http://mylilsam.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/stifler.jpgHotlinking from Tripod? :headwall:

Damned neophyte trogladites! :hmm:

[Newton]

Hotlinking from Tripod? :headwall:

Damned neophyte trogladites! :hmm:

I was busy LOL

[MorganGrayson]

I want my hat now! :P

Please pm me your shipping details, LadyM! :)

[MorganGrayson]

If I've missed anyone that posted the requested pics of their person, please pm me with your shipping details. :)


It's a good day for it, I'm getting packages together! :)

[Dravyk]

We're still in need of more tits! Men and women!

Hmm. Maybe if Sharky would move his pics over here he'd qualify?

What about Grimm? He had powerful man boobs. (Of course he's slimmed down now, but that's cool!)

[Sin]

Lol why thank you yes they are :P Although I've lost a fair bit more weight since those pics, so they shrunk a little.. I've lost 70 pounds since June and I'm continuing to lose;

Awesome, congrats girl!! :)

[MorganGrayson]

We're still in need of more tits! Men and women!

Hmm. Maybe if Sharky would move his pics over here he'd qualify?

What about Grimm? He had powerful man boobs. (Of course he's slimmed down now, but that's cool!)

*wiping away a gentle tear*

You're a kind man, Dravyk. So thoughtful to the ladies. :)

Got a digital camera handy, Drav? :waving:

[Dravyk]

*wiping away a gentle tear*

You're a kind man, Dravyk. So thoughtful to the ladies. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Got a digital camera handy, Drav? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/waving.gif *sigh*

Ok, you know who you are -- You bastards!!!

I give this one time permission to post the photo from my strip tease act from the Montreal convention into this thread.

Offer is recinded within 24 hours of this posting. This is a limited offer. It cannot be combined with any other existing offer nor coupons. This does not extend to anyone living in the states of paranoia or stupidity. Local taxes may apply. 0% APR is in effect.

[Trev]

*sigh*

Ok, you know who you are -- You bastards!!!

I give this one time permission to post the photo from my strip tease act from the Montreal convention into this thread.

Offer is recinded within 24 hours of this posting. This is a limited offer. It cannot be combined with any other existing offer nor coupons. This does not extend to anyone living in the states of paranoia or stupidity. Local taxes may apply. 0% APR is in effect.
I'll ban anyone that posts a pic of you taking your clothes off!






Unless it makes you look like a total tit that is :p

[LadyMischief]

Awesome, congrats girl!! :)


Thank you :) I'm very pleased with it ;)

[MorganGrayson]

*sigh*

Ok, you know who you are -- You bastards!!!

I give this one time permission to post the photo from my strip tease act from the Montreal convention into this thread.

Offer is recinded within 24 hours of this posting. This is a limited offer. It cannot be combined with any other existing offer nor coupons. This does not extend to anyone living in the states of paranoia or stupidity. Local taxes may apply. 0% APR is in effect.

:1thud:

I was prepared for many responses. Mostly, I was prepared for "Morgan STFU! :mad: " What I was NOT prepared for was...this! :zoinks:

Somebody had better get the Montreal strip tease pics up and FAST!

:-popcorn:

[MorganGrayson]

I'll ban anyone that posts a pic of you taking your clothes off!

Unless it makes you look like a total tit that is :p

Careful, British crumpet!! "Total tit" is what we're aiming for! :yowsa:

[Sin]

Somebody had better get the Montreal strip tease pics up and FAST!



YES!

[Dravyk]

Unless it makes you look like a total tit that is :pOh, it does. :blink:

[Trev]

Oh, it does. :blink:
I hope someone posts it, I need a new avatar. ;)

[Newton]

Cool just installed photoshop too :)

[Dravyk]

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/thud.gif

I was prepared for many responses. Mostly, I was prepared for "Morgan STFU! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif " What I was NOT prepared for was...this! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ooh2.gif
A moment of insanity, I assure you. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mental.gif

But a deal's a deal. 23 hours left.

[Dravyk]

Cool just installed photoshop too http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/nono2.gif

Ahem, any faked pics will be summarily deleted along with that person's account.

Even yours, crumpet-head. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/veryangry.gif

[Newton]

FAKED!!! How dare you lol

[Trev]

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/nono2.gif

Ahem, any faked pics will be summarily deleted along with that person's account.

Even yours, crumpet-head. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/veryangry.gif
Don't tell me I'm going to have to alter your permissions :p

[Nickatilynx]

I am placing calls through out Manitoba....

[Dravyk]

I am placing calls through out Manitoba....
I expected nothing less. :eh:

[voodooman]

I can understand the girls, maybe wanting to see Drav naked, but for crying out loud, whats with all the guys that want see Drav naked.


Think about it man, your asking DRAVYK to post nekkid pics of himself. That could have NO possitive outcome on anyone.

Sorry Dravyk. ;)

FB, Sin, Morgan, Peaches, Sabby, Zeina etc..., post all the pics you want, but I think there needs to be some sort of limitations here. Guys, fully clothed, girls fully nude.
Sounds fair to me, eh?

[Dravyk]

I can understand the girls, maybe wanting to see Drav naked, but for crying out loud, whats with all the guys that want see Drav naked.


Think about it man, your asking DRAVYK to post nekkid pics of himself. That could have NO possitive outcome on anyone.

Sorry Dravyk. ;)Not offended at all! O contraire!

Your psychology is flawless, Kirk. :okthumb:

[Sin]

POST PICS already

And voodooman you're clearly an arrogant selfish prick thinking only of your own interests. If you were truly keen on pleasing the women, you'd let us see some naked man flesh. :yowsa:

I want to see naked man flesh darnit!

[Nickatilynx]

The spinning on the pole is a classic.....

[Dravyk]

The spinning on the pole is a classic.....Who thought my leg muscles could have held me in that position for so long! :o

[Newton]

one word ... BLACKMAIL!!! lol

[Dravyk]

one word ... BLACKMAIL!!! lolJeepers, you're quick, mate!

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/yawn.gif

[TheEnforcer]

This wrong on SOOOOOOOOOOOOO may levels......

[Newton]

mate with photoshop it takes 15 mins to put you spinning on a barbers pole in stockings and a basque lol I wouldnt dream of abusing you or the pictures of you for financial gain ..

[Dravyk]

This wrong on SOOOOOOOOOOOOO may levels......It is.








But you keep looking, dontcha! :happy45:

[sarettah]

POST PICS already

And voodooman you're clearly an arrogant selfish prick thinking only of your own interests. If you were truly keen on pleasing the women, you'd let us see some naked man flesh. :yowsa:

I want to see naked man flesh darnit!

http://photos22.flickr.com/25155333_fc3ee99efb_m.jpg

http://www.whittlingwood.com/media/bikestill.jpg

[Sin]

Sarettah, you're so sexy.

[Dravyk]

mate with photoshop it takes 15 mins to put you spinning on a barbers pole in stockings and a basque lol I wouldnt dream of abusing you or the pictures of you for financial gain ..Uh-huh. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

Which explains the dravykspics.com that you just registered five minutes ago. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/clubinhand.gif

[Dravyk]

http://photos22.flickr.com/25155333_fc3ee99efb_m.jpg

http://www.whittlingwood.com/media/bikestill.jpg
Duuuude!! You been working out and bulking up!

Good for you!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

[voodooman]

Not offended at all! O contraire!

Your psychology is flawless, Kirk. :okthumb:

hahaha, thanks, but there is one flaw. Sin still has not seen you naked. :yowsa:

[Newton]

well it was a bonus i got with dravyksoface.com ..

[Sin]

hahaha, thanks, but there is one flaw. Sin still has not seen you naked. :yowsa:

Yes, and I will relentlessy pursue the matter until I have.

[Dravyk]

hahaha, thanks, but there is one flaw. Sin still has not seen you naked. :yowsa: If she plays her cards right, she mightl get an in-person performance. ;)

[Dravyk]

well it was a bonus i got with dravyksoface.com .. Who you think I am? Juicy?!

[Sin]

If she plays her cards right, she mightl get an in-person performance. ;)

I'd like to see a pic of you naked before I decide if I want an in-person performance ;)

[voodooman]

POST PICS already

And voodooman you're clearly an arrogant selfish prick thinking only of your own interests. If you were truly keen on pleasing the women, you'd let us see some naked man flesh. :yowsa:

I want to see naked man flesh darnit!

I object!!!

Im not arrogant, Im CONFIDENT!

;)
Oh, and I will post pics, but nothing nude, Im hung like a nat and its embarrassing.

[Dravyk]

Yes, and I will relentlessy pursue the matter until I have. There ya go! :okthumb:

[Sin]

I object!!!

Im not arrogant, Im CONFIDENT!

;)
Oh, and I will post pics, but nothing nude, Im hung like a nat and its embarrassing.

I wish to see you naked, please.
I'm a woman, and if you're straight, you will want to please women. :D

[Dravyk]

I'd like to see a pic of you naked before I decide if I want an in-person performance ;) Caveat emptor. Fair enough. Can't blame ya for that.

[Sin]

There ya go! :okthumb:

I'm still waiting on pics!

[Sin]

Caveat emptor. Fair enough. Can't blame ya for that.

*smooch* For all I know, you could have tits.

[Dravyk]

I'm still waiting on pics!Well I don't have them. I was too busy on stage at the time. :)

[Dravyk]

*smooch* For all I know, you could have tits.hehe Back at ya, sis! :p

[Sin]

Who is withholding the pics!

[Sin]

hehe Back at ya, sis! :p

lol

You already know i have tits though.

[Dravyk]

IOh, and I will post pics, but nothing nude, Im hung like a nat and its embarrassing.Maybe Technick can install one of those Javascript magnifiers for ya. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Dravyk]

You already know i have tits though.Mmmm. True. :groucho:

[Sin]

I've got to run, when I get back, there better be some naked men pics!

[voodooman]

Ok, I know Im not Dravyk, but, Let's have some fun with this.

Here is my High School Grad picture.

http://156.110.79.11/ghs/Alumni/90/90p5.htm

Page 5, Scroll down, Kirk Romesburg

Enjoy!

[Sin]

Oooh, you were a cutie!! Bet you're gorgeous now!

[voodooman]

Oooh, you were a cutie!! Bet you're gorgeous now!

hahaha, thanks but not really. Some people age gracelfully, me? I age like a box of wine. haha

[Nickatilynx]

Ok, I know Im not Dravyk, but, Let's have some fun with this.

Here is my High School Grad picture.

http://156.110.79.11/ghs/Alumni/90/90p5.htm

Page 5, Scroll down, Kirk Romesburg

Enjoy!

Mary Savage put out , didn't she?


;-))

[Dravyk]

Here is my High School Grad picture.
Damn! You're white! :hehehe9:

[voodooman]

Mary Savage put out , didn't she?


;-))

You know, now that you mention it, yeah, she did. I think her preference was Canadiens though.

:rolleyes:

[Dravyk]

Mary Savage put out , didn't she?

;-)):lmao1:

[Nickatilynx]

You know, now that you mention it, yeah, she did. I think her preference was Canadiens though.

:rolleyes:

I can tell...


LOL

[Trev]

I bet these three were a right set of dirty little minxes:

[Nickatilynx]

I bet these three were a right set of dirty little minxes:

ever thought we have a lot of time on our hands? LOL

[voodooman]

I bet these three were a right set of dirty little minxes:

You have NO idea!!!

The first, Brooke is an executive at some bank in Houston, The middle Wendy is a lesbian because of me(long story) haha, the third Katie is an attorney out of Harvard.

All three used to be prude, and now are wild things.

[Dravyk]

I bet these three were a right set of dirty little minxes:My guesses ...

First one, divorced three times. One charge of street soliciting.

Second one, soccor mom, three kids, happily married.

Third one, became an actress, makes an excellent living on a soap opera out of Ottawa.

[Dravyk]

Sheesh was I wrong! :(

Ok, cancel my interview on "Chris Angel" now.

[voodooman]

My guesses ...

First one, divorced three times. One charge of street soliciting.

Second one, soccor mom, three kids, happily married.

Third one, became an actress, makes an excellent living on a soap opera out of Ottawa.

Close,

First, married for the first time a year ago.
Second, No kids at all.
Third. married with children.

[Dravyk]

Close,

First, married for the first time a year ago.
Second, No kids at all.
Third. married with children.I won't quit my day job. :p

[sarettah]

I've got to run, when I get back, there better be some naked men pics!

http://www.thereel.net/str/231936/thumb/0624000/624138.jpg

http://www.purenudism.net/images/full/Free_Nudist_Image_Weekly_12.jpg

[Dravyk]

:wtf:

[voodooman]

Here on Oprano, One must keep in mind, Be careful what you ask for!!!


:)

[sarettah]

:wtf:

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/assholes/2001awards/leastlaid_dravyk.jpg

[voodooman]

HAHAHHAHAH, Holy shit, I forgot about that.


:lmao1: :thumbup:

[Dravyk]

"Don't mess with me, buster!"

http://www.dirtygloves.com/sarettah.jpg

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

[Trev]

Oh no.... we've got a pic fight :(

[MorganGrayson]

Fight, fight, fight! :cheer:


...right click, save as...right click, save as.... :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

"Don't mess with me, buster!"

http://www.dirtygloves.com/sarettah.jpg

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Are me and Ant the only men on this board with good taste in shoes....???

[Trev]

Are me and Ant the only men on this board with good taste in shoes....???
You and Ant are... erm... oh is that the time :1run:

[MorganGrayson]

You and Ant are... erm... oh is that the time :1run:

Close call, that, crumpet! :blink:

[sarettah]

"Don't mess with me, buster!"

http://www.dirtygloves.com/sarettah.jpg

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif


Where the fuck did that one come from ?

I know it's vegas '03 but who's collection ?

[MorganGrayson]

Where the fuck did that one come from ?

I know it's vegas '03 but who's collection ?

It's in MY collection now!! :yowsa:

[Trev]

Where the fuck did that one come from ?

I know it's vegas '03 but who's collection ?
I saw it on freakymotherfuckers.com :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

I saw it on freakymotherfuckers.com :blink:

and killtheoldhippy.com

And is on the cover of Jesuscreepers.com

And is the subject of an article in GQ...

"Sandals with Socks? - trendy or not"

Thats RSS for you...

:)

[sarettah]

I saw it on freakymotherfuckers.com :blink:

:hmm:

[sarettah]

"Sandals with Socks? - trendy or not"


It was either that or the 4 inch stilettos. :yowsa:


Seriously though, I rarely do the sandals with socks thing and all I had with me were my sandals (we decided to do the convention on Friday night at about 10pm and flew down Sunday morning at some godawful time like 6am or so) and the fucking hotels all had their AC set at like 30(f)

:unsure:

edited in: damn that story doesn't wash cause I just found a pic from the trip where I had my sneakers on :blink: ... Thus, I am unable to find any reason for me to have the sandals and the socks :blink:

much better pic of me (imho):

http://www.cockinpuss.com/sarettah_vegas.jpg

[Trev]

It was either that or the 4 inch stilettos. :yowsa:


Seriously though, I rarely do the sandals with socks thing and all I had with me were my sandals (we decided to do the convention on Friday night at about 10pm and flew down Sunday morning at some godawful time like 6am or so) and the fucking hotels all had their AC set at like 30(f)

:unsure:
Ahh the old "air conditioning" excuse for having no taste.

10 points :yowsa:

[sarettah]

Ahh the old "air conditioning" excuse for having no taste.

10 points :yowsa:


:hmm: :hmm:

[Trev]

:hmm: :hmm:
You know I'm right... Listen to Mrs Sarettah more, she'll keep you right now that you've lost all clothing skills :)















Edit: Oh and I know your trying to ban me. :)

[MorganGrayson]

much better pic of me (imho):

http://www.cockinpuss.com/sarettah_vegas.jpg

Denim!!! :okthumb:

Keep 'em cummin', sarettah! :yowsa:

[sarettah]

Edit: Oh and I know your trying to ban me. :)

Better watch your paranoia kid... Next thing you know you'll be accusing me of trying to DDos your laptop :yowsa:

I found the source of the pics.. Jojasa's article on vnwr. 3 pics of me out there that I had totally forgot about.

[Trev]

Denim!!! :okthumb:

Keep 'em cummin', sarettah! :yowsa:
Yup... all he was missing was a denim hat and a denim watch... :blink:









You people scare me :unsure:

[Trev]

Better watch your paranoia kid... Next thing you know you'll be accusing me of trying to DDos your laptop :yowsa:

I found the source of the pics.. Jojasa's article on vnwr. 3 pics of me out there that I had totally forgot about.
After being banned by you twice... I've got good reason ;)

[MorganGrayson]

Yup... all he was missing was a denim hat and a denim watch... :blink:

You people scare me :unsure:

Products of our generation, crumpet. :)

I still think all the really hot guys wear denim! :yowsa:

[Trev]

Products of our generation, crumpet.
No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o

[MorganGrayson]

No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o

:bitchslap

:hmm:

(I can't think of a line, it's too late in the day. I owe you a "cutting remark," crumpet.)

[Trev]

:bitchslap

:hmm:

(I can't think of a line, it's too late in the day. I owe you a "cutting remark," crumpet.)
Too late in the day!!!


It's 1:30 am here and I've been up since 5am yesterday... gotta love them kids :unsure:


I'll give you 5 mins for your cunty retort then it will be lost forever as I'm going to bed :)

[Nickatilynx]

No way!!!

There's no way you and Sare are old enough to have been in the gold rush :o

Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)

[MorganGrayson]

Too late in the day!!!


It's 1:30 am here and I've been up since 5am yesterday... gotta love them kids :unsure:


I'll give you 5 mins for your cunty retort then it will be lost forever as I'm going to bed :)

Hmmm...let's see....a "cunty retort"...I'd said "cutting remark," but what they hey, I've never used this:

:Lets_do_i

How's that for a "cunty retort?" ;)

[Trev]

Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)
At least someone got it :(

[MorganGrayson]

Goldrush?

Sure they were!!!!

97 -99...one was counting my hits and the other was working at Netpond :)

He's got you there, crumpet. Ah, those were the days, "gold" wise.... :)

[MorganGrayson]

At least someone got it :(

Oops. :blink:

[Dravyk]

Are me and Ant the only men on this board with good taste in shoes....??? The latest issue of "Modern Hippie" says socks-with-sandals are "totally in" for the season! :)





... Of course they say the same thing for VW buses and hemp pants. :blink:

[sarettah]

What's with the "hippy" references... sheez. :unsure: