Win a hat or mug!! Show us your tits!!! [Archive] - Page 2

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 08:55 PM

Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gifNot with socks on! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/Crylol01.gif

Nickatilynx

11-15-2005, 08:56 PM

Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods :yowsa:

Hippies...surfers...hate them both.

Both have at different times made me money though :)

MorganGrayson

11-15-2005, 08:56 PM

The latest issue of "Modern Hippie" says socks-with-sandals are "totally in" for the season! :)
... Of course they say the same thing for VW buses and hemp pants. :blink:

:hmph:

Harrumph. There's a VW bus in my driveway. (And NO, it doesn't have flowers painted on it...despite my efforts to the contrary. I can't my husband to go for that one.)

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 08:58 PM

:hmph:

Harrumph. There's a VW bus in my driveway. (And NO, it doesn't have flowers painted on it...despite my efforts to the contrary. I can't my husband to go for that one.):1thud:

sarettah

11-15-2005, 08:58 PM

Not with socks on! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/Crylol01.gif

Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

:rolleyes:

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 09:00 PM

Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

:rolleyes:... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh? :blink:

Ok man! Don't hit me, man! Peace and love, dude! Here, have a flower for your hair, Mr. Surfer, sir. :rose:

sarettah

11-15-2005, 09:03 PM

... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh? :blink:

Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked :(

So, yes, I know a little about surfing thank you geezer dude :yowsa:

Lisa

11-15-2005, 09:05 PM

For a 7 page thread entitled (in part) 'Show us your tits!!!' there is a distinct lack of boy nipples present. :(

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 09:06 PM

For a 7 page thread entitled (in part) 'Show us your tits!!!' there is a distinct lack of boy nipples present. :(Funny you should notice Miss "I don't got a camera". :mf_tongue

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked :(
1. So you move to the dust fucking bowl. :headwall:

2. Go have a sex wax! :)

Lisa

11-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)

sarettah

11-15-2005, 09:10 PM

All this talk about socks reminded me of something that happened years ago.

When I was stationed in Bermuda (so like '75-76) all the clubs on the island required you to waer a tie. Some required Jackets, but all required ties.

A bunch of us go to the Princess Hotel one night and go downstairs to their dance club (It wasn't quite the disco era so it wasn't a disco yet). When we are heading in we realize that Rodney doesn't have a tie on, so we do the old try to sneak him in with the crowd trick but the guy at the door sees him and stops hime from coming in. He turns to us and says, I'll be right back. We figured he was going back to base to get a tie, so we go on into the club.

Rodney shows up about 5 minutes later. Now, he hadn't had time to go back to the base, and there around his neck is a tie, so we ask him "where'd you get the tie". He answers "It's my sock".

Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....

Nickatilynx

11-15-2005, 09:11 PM

Surfer... hippy....

Whatever!!! LOL

"Its like protesting I'm a cunt , not a twat!!"

;-)))

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 09:11 PM

Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)Be careful what you wish for! There's some desperate men around here. :unsure:

Myself excluded, natch!

Dravyk

11-15-2005, 09:13 PM

Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne. :unsure:

MorganGrayson

11-15-2005, 09:26 PM

Be careful what you wish for! There's some desperate men around here. :unsure:

Myself excluded, natch!

*silently handing Dravyk the brown paper and packing tape to wrap the camera he just broke the land speed record for purchasing*

I'm doing Oprano Shipping and just happened to have it handy. :)

Let me know how much it weighs for postage, Drav.

Nickatilynx

11-15-2005, 09:29 PM

*silently handing Dravyk the brown paper and packing tape to wrap the camera he just broke the land speed record for purchasing*

I'm doing Oprano Shipping and just happened to have it handy. :)

Let me know how much it weighs for postage, Drav.

How dare you say that about Dravyk!!!

He may be desperate.

But above everything else , he is cheap!!!

Real cheap!

He'd never buy a camera and send it.

:)

MorganGrayson

11-15-2005, 09:44 PM

How dare you say that about Dravyk!!!

He may be desperate.

But above everything else , he is cheap!!!

Real cheap!

He'd never buy a camera and send it.

:)

Hmmm...point taken.... :unsure:

You're on your own here, Dravyk.

Red

11-15-2005, 09:52 PM

You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne. :unsure:

eau de stinkfoot. Eeewwwwwww

Sin

11-15-2005, 11:22 PM

hahaha, thanks but not really. Some people age gracelfully, me? I age like a box of wine. haha

Even a box of wine will age gracefully if stored properly! ;)

Sin

11-15-2005, 11:25 PM

http://www.purenudism.net/images/full/Free_Nudist_Image_Weekly_12.jpg

GodDAMN that old guy on the left has saggy nuts and they look HUGE!
And the guy on the right has a TINY PENIS!

Sin

11-15-2005, 11:28 PM

Snif...send me a cam, you'll get tits! :)

Hey, it worked for me, it can work for you too!! :D

Newton

11-16-2005, 06:45 AM

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/assholes/2001awards/leastlaid_dravyk.jpg

http://www.crashlander.com/images/v_thefinalbattle.jpg

Trev

11-16-2005, 06:49 AM

http://www.crashlander.com/images/v_thefinalbattle.jpg
hahahahahahaha :okthumb:

Points for that mate :wnw:

Newton

11-16-2005, 06:54 AM

The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/bbhighlites/2johnpickingnose_350x250.jpg

Trev

11-16-2005, 07:05 AM

The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/bbhighlites/2johnpickingnose_350x250.jpg
It's shockingly close :okthumb:

el pres

11-16-2005, 07:39 AM

The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/bbhighlites/2johnpickingnose_350x250.jpg

You could have posted the manboobs one.. That is a really scary pic..

But damn, it does look like him. hehe

Nickatilynx

11-16-2005, 11:04 AM

The resemblance is uncanny mate ;)

I was loathed to post this one ...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/bbhighlites/2johnpickingnose_350x250.jpg

Its either 12-1 the field or he has a terrible boggie...

Newton

11-16-2005, 11:08 AM

ahahahah its 15/8 on the nose debris

Dravyk

11-16-2005, 02:04 PM

Where's the nipples? :(

MorganGrayson

11-16-2005, 02:08 PM

Where's the nipples? :(

Points for getting us back on track! :clapping:

This is the boob/nipple/chest thread, folks! Let's all refocus on getting you guys some Oprano gear for showing off your fine selves! :okthumb:

Newton

11-16-2005, 02:14 PM

Yes we need female nipples and possibly some female breasts as well .. :okthumb:

Dravyk

11-16-2005, 02:15 PM

Yes we need female nipples and possibly some female breasts as well .. :okthumb: You're so strange. :rolleyes:

Newton

11-16-2005, 02:17 PM

Why thank you chap ;)

Dravyk

11-16-2005, 02:23 PM

Why thank you chap ;)De nada. ;)

MorganGrayson

11-16-2005, 02:31 PM

Yes we need female nipples and possibly some female breasts as well .. :okthumb:

:blink:

I just reread that and figured out why Dravyk thinks you're so strange.

Note to the ladies: PLEASE. No pics of nipples without the breasts attached. Please.

Points deducted for the smart asses who Google pics and put them up. LOTS of points deducted! :mad:

Sabby

11-16-2005, 02:52 PM

Okay, I'll post another one.

Sabby:flash:

SykkBoy

11-16-2005, 02:54 PM

Okay, I'll post another one.

Sabby:flash:

rightclick, Set As Background....

MorganGrayson

11-16-2005, 02:55 PM

See? Now *that's* a "boob" pic!! :okthumb:

Anthony

11-16-2005, 03:00 PM

Okay, I'll post another one.

Sabby:flash:

I don't think many people know this, but Sabs comes up to my chest. She is that well porportioned that in pics, you can't tell how tall she is.

How about a new niche? MILF Spinners? :)

MorganGrayson

11-16-2005, 03:07 PM

Pssst...Anthony...what's a "spinner"? :blink:

Nickatilynx

11-16-2005, 03:23 PM

Pssst...Anthony...what's a "spinner"? :blink:

A woman small enough that when she rides the cock you can spin her..

Jezzzz and you call yourself a porner...

Newton

11-16-2005, 03:33 PM

So Sabby is petite?

Sabby

11-16-2005, 05:55 PM

So Sabby is petite?

5'1", 95lbs

Sabby:flash:

Newton

11-16-2005, 05:56 PM

Very nice :)

MorganGrayson

11-16-2005, 06:03 PM

A woman small enough that when she rides the cock you can spin her..

Jezzzz and you call yourself a porner...

Actually, I call myself a lot of things, but "porner"? Only by association. :)

I'll add that to the list of "stories I might write someday."

Once I get the mental image of Sabby, high heels in the air, whipping around saying "wheeeeee!" out of my head, that is. :blink:

spideriux

11-17-2005, 01:45 PM

so who is winning now ?

Dravyk

11-17-2005, 03:31 PM

300 chants of "show me the nipples!"

:flash: :boober: :flash: :boober: :flash: :boober:

sarettah

11-17-2005, 11:46 PM

So, how many hats and mugs are we giving away in this thing anyway ?

And when does it end (I know Dravyk, when Lisa posts her pic... I know)

:rolleyes:

Sabby

11-17-2005, 11:54 PM

It all will end when we all see the ultimate TITS...

Nickatilynx...

Lift your shirt... I kneel before you...

Sabby:flash:

Dravyk

11-18-2005, 03:29 AM

I kneel before you...
Forget what my old "four favorite words" were, but these are now the new ones. :yowsa:

Dravyk

11-18-2005, 03:29 AM

I know Dravyk, when Lisa posts her pic... I know There ya go! :okthumb:

voodooman

11-18-2005, 04:46 AM

No tits, but here is my mug. http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=44807

MorganGrayson

11-18-2005, 10:14 AM

It all will end when we all see the ultimate TITS...

Nickatilynx...

Lift your shirt... I kneel before you...

Sabby:flash:

Sabby...at your height, that would put you on level with...er...um...let's just say that if Nick isn't flinging his body across his desk to grab his digital, we'll be collecting for the CAT scan he so obviously needs.