Anyone want to pour me a beer? [Archive] - Oprano Adult Industry Forums

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 01:12 AM

It's been long enough... And I could really use a damn drink tonight - Who's pouring so I can blame me drinking tonight on you tomorrow ?

xenigo

08-10-2005, 02:07 AM

::pours beer Cheers! :D I'm not taking the blame, but here's an Excedrin and a couple glasses of water before bed!

Sabby

08-10-2005, 02:11 AM

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:12 AM

Heh, too late ...

I waited till 12:40 my time (1:40 EST) for someone to take the blame for me... Rightfully so, no-one did :mad:

Anyways, I screwed up three months was damn good ... I'll start over. All I know is for one night I'm not going to have to worry about sheyat ;)

I can laugh... and enjoy myself... LOL :)

Anyone wanna play Yahoo Backgammon or Pogo Backgammon... maybe some euchre... Going to be dicking around tonight (no real $$ gambling tho')

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:14 AM

I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...

Sabby:)

Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women? :okthumb:

All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!

Sabby

08-10-2005, 02:16 AM

Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women? :okthumb:

All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!

LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha

Sabby:)

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:19 AM

P.S. Sabrina, I owe the IRS 40K and am waiting till I have two consecutive quarterly payments made in full and going to try one of those tax settlement firms 'pennies on the dollars'

Just going to pray to god that they take a offer in comprimise, as they would literally wipe out my equity in this house after you figure in realtor fees etc... Would pry start going after personal possesions, retirement stuff, etc :( My stupid ass fault for letting it get this far...

Heard of people who owed hundreds of thousands settling for 30% roughly... Let's pray I'm one of the lucky ones and I get 25% or so :)

You would think they 'might let it slide' given the amount I did pay over the years... Christ I paid more in than I thought I would make in my life when I was 16 lol ...

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:20 AM

LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha

Sabby:)

They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

:yowsa:

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:22 AM

BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front? :)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 02:23 AM

They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

:yowsa:

Oh hell if I get an auditor who hasnt had pussy in 10 years I think I got it made!!!

Sabby:)

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:34 AM

I'll get someone on the hacking ... er re-scheduling process...

Anyone Seen BobX ? ;)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 02:49 AM

BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front? :)

Here's one from the front :)

Ooops that didnt work. I dont know how to put in a pic on the new board.

Sabby:)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 02:53 AM

Trying again!

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 02:56 AM

Trying again!

Damn, you aren't in IL by any chance...

Uhhh.......

Peoria area?

LOL :okthumb:

Sabby

08-10-2005, 03:00 AM

Damn, you aren't in IL by any chance...

Uhhh.......

Peoria area?

LOL :okthumb:

Edmonton, Canada

Sabby:)

RyanLanane

08-10-2005, 03:10 AM

Got a 'couple' buddies from a few years back I haven't spoken to in a while that were from B.C. - Never visited though :(

Hear it's incredible up there there tho'

Sabby

08-10-2005, 03:27 AM

Got a 'couple' buddies from a few years back I haven't spoken to in a while that were from B.C. - Never visited though :(

Hear it's incredible up there there tho'

Summers are nice, winters are deathly cold (but I get alot of work done). And we have a really nice mall to shop at.

B.C. is alot nicer. I really like the Kelowna/Penticton area. Vancouver is nice too but very expensive, rains too much... and gives me frizzy hair!

Sabby:)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 03:31 AM

Okay...

I got me a beer now...

back to work for me!

Sabby:)

MorganGrayson

08-10-2005, 03:57 AM

Nice to meet the front of you, Sabby! :bwave:

Sabby

08-10-2005, 04:51 AM

OMG!!! You wouldnt believe how much money I spent on underwear last year...

and FUCK Yeah!!! Thats a write-off!

Sabby:)

Winetalk.com

08-10-2005, 05:41 AM

I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...

Sabby:)

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough
;) :p

Sabby

08-10-2005, 06:52 AM

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough
;) :p

Thanks for reminding me. That bottle of wine is a write-off too :)

Sabby:)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 07:20 AM

Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!

Sabby:)

Nickatilynx

08-10-2005, 12:59 PM

Summers are nice, winters are deathly cold (but I get alot of work done). And we have a really nice mall to shop at.

B.C. is alot nicer. I really like the Kelowna/Penticton area. Vancouver is nice too but very expensive, rains too much... and gives me frizzy hair!

Sabby:)

Next time you are down this way let me know. :)

Anthony

08-10-2005, 01:05 PM

Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!

Sabby:)

Hrmmm...

I'm at a lost for anything witty to say about sticking something up Sabby's ass and it being a tax write off. :(:(

Nickatilynx

08-10-2005, 01:08 PM

Hrmmm...

I'm at a lost for anything witty to say about sticking something up Sabby's ass and it being a tax write off. :(:(

GOT ONE!!!!

Uusally when I submit tax write offs , CCRA stick it up my ass!

;-)

Sabby

08-10-2005, 08:47 PM

Next time you are down this way let me know. :)

Oh sure Nick... you just want to leave town again!!!

Sabby:)

Sabby

08-14-2005, 12:45 AM

As soon as I get my tax shit filed. I'll hop on West Jet and make a special trip.

You can buy dinner!!

Sabby:)

Mike AI

08-14-2005, 12:58 AM

Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

:-)

Sabby

08-14-2005, 01:15 AM

Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

:-)

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

Sabby

08-14-2005, 01:16 AM

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

Oppssssssss...

That sounds naughty too.

LOL

Sabby:)

Dravyk

08-14-2005, 01:27 AM

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!Mike has ADD, don't mind him. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

RyanLanane

08-14-2005, 10:48 PM

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

I had my credit card out and already dialed the number for Sybaris Sabby :(

http://www.sybaris.com