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You wake up and notice hairs starting to sprout out of your nose :(
Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?
Im thinking one of those clipper things right?
Sorry for the gfy related thread lol
BillPMB
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
Obtain some Nair for Men (Rite Aid, Walgreens, etc)
Lay back and get yourself in the "nose bleed" position.
Put a glob in left nostril.
Wait the appropriate amount of time.
Got outside.
Put right index finger over the right nostril.
Blow hairy snot rocket over the bushes.
Go back inside.
Repeat process on the other side.
Don't do both at once, makes it too difficult to do effective snot rockets.
The nose and ear trimmer things work fine too.
:biglaugh:
Newton
05-03-2005, 03:16 PM
HAHAHAHA I aint saying shit Lee, its too easy lol use a trimmer lol
The Other Steve
05-03-2005, 03:19 PM
The Warrens - those scum who drained Globill actually purchased a nose hair trimmer for $10.61 right in the middle of their bankruptcy proceedings.
Believe it or not that purchase was one small thread in the successful appeal against their release from bankruptcy.
There is your useless bit of trivia for the day :)
Get some hair removal wax and heat it up... dip two fingers in it and jam them up your nose (both nostrils at the same time)... wait for 5 minutes... then pull both fingers out real quick.... scream, cry and call me a son-uva-bitch :)
Note you must do both nostrils at the same time bacause you won't ever want to repeat this :blink:
Winetalk.com
05-03-2005, 03:41 PM
you know you are getting old when chasing Bordeaux is more exciting than chasing tails
:)
Nickatilynx
05-03-2005, 04:35 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
Steady
05-03-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 3 2005, 11:37 AM
Get some hair removal wax and heat it up... dip two fingers in it and jam them up your nose (both nostrils at the same time)... wait for 5 minutes... then pull both fingers out real quick.... scream, cry and call me a son-uva-bitch :)
Note you must do both nostrils at the same time bacause you won't ever want to repeat this :blink:
To fucking funny! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
Anthony
05-03-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
I got one fucker, just one that keeps growing like it's on miracle grow.
Steady
05-03-2005, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
you snort that shit...hair, buggers, pollen... you name, it all goes with it. :biglaugh:
Originally posted by Steady+May 3 2005, 12:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ May 3 2005, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
you snort that shit...hair, buggers, pollen... you name, it all goes with it. :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Including the nose LOL
Daniella Westbrook anyone? ;)
Steady
05-03-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Anthony+May 3 2005, 12:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ May 3 2005, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
I got one fucker, just one that keeps growing like it's on miracle grow.[/b][/quote]
I've got a few of those! :biglaugh:
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story1.htm
Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is ;)
sarettah
05-03-2005, 04:50 PM
A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
Originally posted by sarettah@May 3 2005, 12:51 PM
A gay guy asking old straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
hehe
Newton
05-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Lee@May 3 2005, 12:44 PM
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story1.htm
Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is ;)
She had her nose fixed now, the wonders of plastic surgery and the coca vacuum is gone.
Nickatilynx
05-03-2005, 05:01 PM
Betcha she's dirty....
:)
MikeFold
05-03-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Winetalk.com@May 3 2005, 04:12 PM
you know you are getting old when chasing Bordeaux is more exciting than chasing tails
:)
:wnw:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 01:02 PM
Betcha she's dirty....
:)
Or you at least hope she is ;)
Anthony
05-03-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Lee+May 3 2005, 01:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ May 3 2005, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 01:02 PM
Betcha she's dirty....
:)
Or you at least hope she is ;) [/b][/quote]
She's a coke fiend, she's dirty.
DrGuile
05-03-2005, 05:15 PM
George: All right, let me ask you something: When do you start to worry about ear hair?
Jerry: When you hear like a soft russeling.
George: It's like puberty that never stops. Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta be vigilent.
PornoDoggy
05-03-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 03:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ...
How come all the threads are ending up all weird and funky :blink:
:lol:
iamkathi
05-03-2005, 09:06 PM
This thread has make me laugh so hard....
I noticed no women had anything to say. I have seen some women, not me personally, that could use some of this advice.
:biglaugh:
gonzo
05-03-2005, 09:12 PM
Dont forget the ear hair
Inabon
05-03-2005, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Lee@May 3 2005, 03:44 PM
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story1.htm
Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is ;)
completely destroyed her nasal septum through her abuse
thats not abuse thats not having cash for good stuff and buying poorly cut stuff they probably used thiner and raid on her stuff LOL
Inabon
05-03-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@May 3 2005, 08:13 PM
Dont forget the ear hair
yeah that one sucks. its funny at least in my bald case all hair from my head seemed to go to my ears and back but no hair on the top
huh! go figure!!
pushpills
05-03-2005, 09:29 PM
keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
Originally posted by pushpills@May 3 2005, 05:30 PM
keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
Have you even started shaving yet? ;)
Nickatilynx
05-03-2005, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Lee+May 3 2005, 07:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ May 3 2005, 07:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@May 3 2005, 05:30 PM
keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
Have you even started shaving yet? ;) [/b][/quote]
perv!!! LOL
;-))
What are you gonna ask him next?
"What's ya wearing"
???
;-)))
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 07:58 PM
perv!!! LOL
;-))
What are you gonna ask him next?
"What's ya wearing"
???
;-)))
Well, now you mention it...
Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics :groucho: LOL
So anyway, back on topic LOL
Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved :)
Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..
http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html (http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggrooming/dryshaving/dryshaving/activator.html)
Sabby
05-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Save it!!! And get it transplanted on your head when you go bald.
LOL.
Sabby:)
Dravyk
05-04-2005, 01:41 AM
Use the "Garden Weasel". :yowsa:
Bet I set off Brad's alerts with a false positive! hahaha
pushpills
05-04-2005, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Lee+May 3 2005, 09:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ May 3 2005, 09:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@May 3 2005, 05:30 PM
keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
Have you even started shaving yet? ;) [/b][/quote]
what and when I shave is none of your business!
grimm
05-04-2005, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by Lee@May 3 2005, 10:59 AM
You wake up and notice hairs starting to sprout out of your nose :(
Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?
Im thinking one of those clipper things right?
Sorry for the gfy related thread lol
those nose hair trimmer things scare me, but i hear they are safe.
cant you work it in with one of your waxings?;)
Originally posted by grimm+May 4 2005, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 4 2005, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@May 3 2005, 10:59 AM
You wake up and notice hairs starting to sprout out of your nose :(
Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?
Im thinking one of those clipper things right?
Sorry for the gfy related thread lol
those nose hair trimmer things scare me, but i hear they are safe.
cant you work it in with one of your waxings?;) [/b][/quote]
Hahaha well the problem is...
Its not really a trimmer i want the guy who does my waxing to putting in my various orifices :yowsa:
Dravyk
05-04-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Lee@May 4 2005, 03:56 AM
Its not really a trimmer i want the guy who does my waxing to putting in my various orifices :yowsa:
Carry some wicks with you and you could become quite popular during blackouts, Lee. :ph34r:
leedsfan
05-04-2005, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
no unsightly hairs, or ability to smell anything either.
perfect for when you're married and share a bathroom, or if you are a bachelor and don't do your washing very often.
Anthony
05-04-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@May 3 2005, 12:51 PM
A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
Lee is gay?!
Originally posted by Anthony+May 4 2005, 11:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ May 4 2005, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@May 3 2005, 12:51 PM
A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
Lee is gay?! [/b][/quote]
Nah im just overtly happy... All the time hahahaha
Anthony
05-04-2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Lee+May 4 2005, 11:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ May 4 2005, 11:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Anthony@May 4 2005, 11:39 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@May 3 2005, 12:51 PM
A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
Lee is gay?!
Nah im just overtly happy... All the time hahahaha [/b][/quote]
Something tells me the definition of gay is not circa 1945.
Originally posted by Anthony+May 4 2005, 11:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ May 4 2005, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Lee@May 4 2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Anthony@May 4 2005, 11:39 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@May 3 2005, 12:51 PM
A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:
Lee is gay?!
Nah im just overtly happy... All the time hahahaha
Something tells me the definition of gay is not circa 1945. [/b][/quote]
I wouldnt know, thats about 30 summat years before my time :yowsa:
For some being gay means happy.
For some being happy means gay.
It's all good :)
Originally posted by PornoDoggy+May 3 2005, 04:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ May 3 2005, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 03:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ... [/b][/quote]
yes but the deviated septum never returns
or that's at least what I've heard
and you know what I've got to say about men and agiing
A man's only as old as the woman he feels
So I'm sill younger than most of you
ah ha ha ha ha
Plus when Social Security runs out and the investments have been drained I still have someone to work and support me
Originally posted by Vick+May 4 2005, 11:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ May 4 2005, 11:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by PornoDoggy@May 3 2005, 04:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 03:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ...
yes but the deviated septum never returns
or that's at least what I've heard
and you know what I've got to say about men and agiing
A man's only as old as the woman he feels
So I'm sill younger than most of you
ah ha ha ha ha
Plus when Social Security runs out and the investments have been drained I still have someone to work and support me[/b][/quote]
With Daniella they used shark cartilage to invite new growth of her septum + cosmetic surgery for the outer layers of skin, of course.
grimm
05-04-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
Do a gram or two of coke a day.
It appears they never grow back.....
slash and burn, salt the earth!
Hell Puppy
05-05-2005, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Lee+May 3 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ May 3 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 07:58 PM
perv!!! LOL
;-))
What are you gonna ask him next?
"What's ya wearing"
???
;-)))
Well, now you mention it...
Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics :groucho: LOL
So anyway, back on topic LOL
Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved :)
Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..
http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html (http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggrooming/dryshaving/dryshaving/activator.html) [/b][/quote]
That things huge, how the hell do you get it up your nose?
Peaches
05-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Wait until you youngsters start getting gray hairs in places you didn't think you'd get gray hairs in........ :(
Anthony
05-05-2005, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Peaches@May 5 2005, 04:59 AM
Wait until you youngsters start getting gray hairs in places you didn't think you'd get gray hairs in........ :(
Started that about 33 or so. Funny enough I started shaving my nuts around then.
Originally posted by Hell Puppy+May 4 2005, 10:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ May 4 2005, 10:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Lee@May 3 2005, 11:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 3 2005, 07:58 PM
perv!!! LOL
;-))
What are you gonna ask him next?
"What's ya wearing"
???
;-)))
Well, now you mention it...
Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics :groucho: LOL
So anyway, back on topic LOL
Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved :)
Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..
http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html (http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggrooming/dryshaving/dryshaving/activator.html)
That things huge, how the hell do you get it up your nose? [/b][/quote]
LOTS of lube ;) hahahahahaha
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