Sorry to destroy your fantasies, but Mitnick is known for being a wimp in bed. Probably has a very small dick!
Gonzo, I suggest you contact the photographer who took the picture of the unattractive woman who is wearing a Mitnick t-shirt. I don't think he would appreciate you using his work without his consent. Also, I am being slandered and libeled because I am not that person. You wouldn't be able to contain your enthusiasm if you saw my picture, and we don't want wet sticky Gonzo pants, now do we!
Seriously, I am now contacting the photographer of those pictures. Soon, you will be told to cease & desist. That should make you happy, you dumb scumbag!