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Originally posted by confucy@Oct 4 2003, 03:22 PM
Life is so complicated. Is your sexlife better or worse since you got married?
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much, much worse.....
I used to be a happy camper, wondering thru life, doing the deed 1-2 a week, always with a big smile on my face untill I met Sue and got married.
Now I am forced to have sex 4-6 times a day,
no even time off for the periods,
I am forced to ejaculate, Zyban or not, she doesn't care,
2 electricity blackouts in 2 separate countries were caused by my wife
charging her vibrator batteris,
I am forced to drink red wine every day by her and her minion
Forest,
I gained 5 pounds in 12 months,
my dick sores and has teeth bruses,
I think I'll be dead soon from exhaustion....
will you bring a stone to my grave, dear?