The local leader was traveling through the village seeking donations to help a villager who had recently gone through tremendous strife and turbulence and needed the community's help.
He knocked upon the rich man's door. The rich man, who had 200 million kadecks donated 1 million kadecks.
He knocked upon the merchants door. The merchant who had 1 million kadecks donated 50,000 kadecks.
He knocked upon the grave diggers door. The grave digger who had 1,000 kadecks gave 100 kadecks.
He came upon the pauper in the street. The pauper, who had 2 kadecks, gave hime one.
He then came upon the local lunatic bitch who proceeded to tell him how awful he was to accept a donation from the pauper and then proceeded to mug him and steal all that he had.
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