If I were an attention whore, I would be doing it up properly, not simply posting a sliver of my denim-clad ass for you to kiss, Confucy.
As for my signature, I've been offered $2,000 for it and turned it down. I don't see how selling advertising space to benefit WillyB's family is any kind of insult to WillyB, especially when I have never sold my signature before. Did you even KNOW him? I did. 'Nuff said.
And there you go attacking my family again, which you've said you NEVER do... lying on yourself makes you look oh so competent. Really.
