When all else fails, get laid...
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Originally Posted by Electra
Someone should tell some jokes.
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Four nuns are standing in line for morning confessional, the first nun walks up to the priest and says: "forgive me father for I have sinned, I had an opportunity to view a penis, and I looked wantingly", the preist instructed the first nun to put one drop of holy water into each eye, say three hail mary's and you will forever be forgiven for your sins. The second nun steps toward the preist and confesses: "forgive me father for I have sinned, I had the opportunity to touch a penis and I firmly grasped it with both hands". The preist instructed the second nun to wash her hands in the holy water, say three hail mary's and she would forever be forgiven for her sins.
At this point the fourth nun jumped in front of the third nun and asked the preist, "father, may I please have the opportunity to drink the holy water before the other nun sits in it?" ...(brr-rump-bump)
PS: [this story is ficticious and was intended solely for humor, not to offend any religous groups or sects]