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Old 04-19-2009   #2
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Originally Posted by Buckwheat View Post
Linda from Belleair, Florida writes,

"Dear Buckwheat, I just started seeing a much younger man who wants to perform the “Rear Admiral “during sex. What the heck is it and should I do it?


Dear Linda,

This is a Buckwheat favorite!

While both of you are standing, you bend over and he starts getting it from behind (be sure not to hold on to anything). He then drives his hips into your backside pushing you forward. He becomes an Admiral when he can push you around the room without crashing into anything not using his hands to grab onto your hips.

And yes, do it Bitch!
Where you been lazy ass?
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