I can't make this stuff up, the real world is stupider than anything I could dream up!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2031978.ece
THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.
Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.
He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”
The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”
Okay.