Reprinted from
Mikesouth.com
As many of you know Jenna is selling her couch on ebay, so Zaphod Beeblebrox sends me this top ten list:
Top ten Things Found Under The Cushions Of Jennas Couch
10: Joy King’s phone number
9: Howard Sterns popularity
8: Jenna’s Popularity
7: A White Powdery Substance
6: Tito’s fighting career
5: Jenna’s old nose
4: Jenna’s early pregnancy test strip
3: Randy West’s cumshot
2: Jenna’s AVN Award speech from 2008
And Finally
1: Jay Gardinia’s masculinity
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