Monday morning icebreaker
A couple gets married and are in the hotel for their wedding night.
The guy pulls off his pants, throws them on the bed and tells his wife to put them on.
She pulls them on and of course they do not fit, they are all baggy and falling off her skinny ass.
She says, "I can't wear the pants, they don't fit"
He says, "thats right and don't you forget it. I wear the pants in this family".
She says ok and then strips down pulls off her panties and throws them to him and says "here, put these on"
He tries to put the panties on but can't get them past his knees and says "I can't get into your panties".
She says "That's right and thats the way it will stay until you change your fucking attitude"
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