After a decade or so in the corporate world here is what I read whenever I see these type announcements:
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The Free Speech Coalition announced today that Communications Director Tom Hymes has stepped down to pursue other opportunities.
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DECODED: He is SOO fuckin fired!
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He will continue to assist FSC in various ways, but until a replacement is found all official Communications Department responsibilities will be carried out by Executive Director Michelle Freridge and the department heads, Legislative Affairs Director Kat Sunlove and Director of Membership and Services, Scott Lowther.
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DECODED: We paid him a lot of money to keep his mouth shut about being fired.
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“It has been an absolute privilege to work for FSC for the past year,” said Hymes. “I am so proud of what we have accomplished during this tumultuous time for the industry. I have nothing but respect for my colleagues at FSC, and for the many members of the adult community who have stepped up to assist us.
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DECODED: I hate these motherfuckers so much but I have to keep my mouth shut or the villa in Costa Rica is gone.
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"I remain 100% dedicated to the mission of FSC, and have made clear to Michelle and the Board that I will continue to help in any way I can, for as long as I can."
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DECODED: I will remain quiet. ... until I find a new job.
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"Tom's insight into the online segment of the industry helped FSC reach out to and improve our services for webmasters and many other online members," Freridge said. "After only 14 months of hard work, Tom leaves FSC with a legacy of industry respect and confidence in this trade association that is well deserved."
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DECODED: Tom will be blamed for all of the ill will and bad PR from the past 14 months directed at the FSC. Stay tuned the next few weeks for our next fundraiser asking yet again for lots of money while providing so little in return to our members.
