The experienced webmaster says: "the glass is half empty"

The photographer says: "the glass would look better with the correct lighting"

The traffic whale says: "the glass isnīt big enough"

The paysite owner says: "I will pay you to fill my glass"

The affiliate rep says: "I know nothing about glass"

The model says: "look at my glass"

The webmaster failure says: "the glass lied to me"

The newbie says: "what glass and how do I fill it?"

The moron says: "I have no glass - can not afford it"

The sig whore says: "glass spot!"

The tgp owner says: "lets buy friendships by giving away our glass"

The spammer says: "I will spit in every glass in here"

The processor says: "the glass need to be cleaned"

The board owner says: "should I ban the glass?"
The old timer says: "Cheers!!! And waiter, bring me another refill"