You're real big on the dramatic exits aren't you?
You come back relatively quietly and then when its time to go, its *post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post* BYE! *post post post post post* I'm going now! *post post post post post post post post* I'm really going now! ...I see a pattern...
On a sidenote however, for once I don't disagree with the first line of your first post