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Five surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing which patients make the best surgical
candidates.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table.
When you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second ! responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I like construction workers.
Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.
And
if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal."

But the fifth surgeon topped them all. "You're all wrong. Politicians
are
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains
and no spine. And on top of that, the head and the ass are
interchangeable."