Wow, I'm first to post this? Here? Gonzo, you be slipping, bro!
Not a joke. It's real. A burger inside a Krispy Kreme!
http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/03/best_burger_eve.php
Best. Burger. Ever.
The Gateway Grizzlies, a minor league team, have teamed up with Krispy Kreme Doughnuts to create "Baseball's Best Burger": a burger, cheddar cheese, and two slices of bacon, with a sliced Krispy Kreme doughnut serving as the bun.
Baseball's Best Burger contains about 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat.
Grizzlies general manager Tony Funderburg told ESPN that, at $4.50 each, the burgers are a bargain: they're dinner and dessert, all in one.
Tina Bryan commented on Krispy Kreme's behalf.
“Our doughnuts have been used in such things as wedding cakes, bread pudding, fondue, and now a hamburger bun," she said in a statement posted on the Grizzlies site.
"What a fun and unique way to offer our signature Original Glazed doughnut to Grizzlies fans.”