the thing of the past....
Wanking sailors spawn terror alert
The Terrorists Three were on the plane in Paris, waiting to leave for home in the central Pacific, when someone noticed that each made a trip to the bathroom. Not only that, but they each carried suspicious-looking "documents" with them. The flight crew was fast its feet and, casing the rest room, discovered "suspicious white drops." This was immediately relayed to police, who heard the message as "suspicious white powder." The quickly moving gendarmes questioned the men and discovered the "documents" were porn magazines. Nevertheless, to play it safe, the no-longer-relaxed sailors were ushered off the plane when the pilot refused to fly with them aboard. Read the full story on the ///Sydney Morning Herald:
http://www.smh.com.au/breaking/2002/...XVYV83G8D.html
Moral of the story: Masturbation is as great a threat as terrorism.