[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Let's test this theory:
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Joe's Pizza has HOT, SEXY, pizza waiting for you piping hot. FREE BREADSTICKS WITH EVERY ORDER, FREE DIPPING SAUCE for everyone!!! That's right FREE!!!!!!!

Come and join in on the fun with our beautiful pizzas, and vegetarians who are waiting pizza are welcome too. You can even have two pizzas together and they can even be double-stacked on top of one another :-)

Only at Joe's Pizza can you get a PREMIUM pizza and save $0.50 per extra topping to boot. That's right we help you save money! Also you get full access to all extras like hot chilis or parmesan cheese sprinkles.

Even you can become a Joe's Pizza Maker and earn HEAPS OF CASH! That's right, our pizza makers get some of the best payout's in the industry, at $2.50/hr over minimum wage it's so much more than our competitors!!!!

So what are you waiting for? Come and check out Joe's Pizza and either way you'll end up with a grin on your face:-)
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By golly you're right! I am so craving a Joe's Pizza right now it's unbelievable.

mmmmmmmmmm Pizza ......