Ah...so many opportunities...so little time.
Newton...I do believe Dravyk has scorched you severely. One hopes the manicure has survived.
Dravyk...yes, women like "real men." It's only polite to let the lady be the pretty, nice smelling one in a relationship. Besides, few fights are as vicious as those over a blow dryer and "mirror time."
TE...at the worst, you'll get a spanking on your fine tushie.
I see nothing wrong with jeans, a t-shirt and a ball cap. You get massive bonus points for the beard. See, as any woman will tell you...beards are...*delicate cough*...most useful in certain circumstances. Most useful indeed.
Newton...points coming for the "deader than disco" line. That hit me right.
