Excellent, Ryan!
I'm not sure if I'm going to feel fantastic or guilty now. LOL I guess you had better be sucessful now so it can be the former!
As to your cheap design. I do not know these guys, I have never used these guys, but there a) might be something there for you b) or there might be something there you can "add a dick to". LOL
http://www.adultsitetemplate.com
Going back to your roots though, makes a lot of sense. Best of luck to you!
