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Originally Posted by RyanLanane
My normal ritual, getting so shit faced I don't remember New Years Eve - lol
Last year I didn't drink... First year... Went home miserable at 9 PM
This year I'm going to have fun sober if it kills me !! Already have a sitter, so a start will be a nice dinner (after waiting 3 hours to get a table) at Olive Garden. Their Tour of Italy is Primo !!
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My husband has taken a vow to never had have seconds on the salad then have the Tour of Italy, due to a "near injury" he suffered one evening when we went out.
I swear, he was still digesting three days later. I had...something involving shrimp, I believe.
Dravyk...are you related to my husband?
I don't know where people come up with this shit. I got from my mother "if a clock stops, tragedy will happen, possibly a death." (Or...you could just replace the batteries.) Also "you can't wear an opal ring unless it's your birthstone." (Why? Finger will fall off?) Of course, this is the same woman that told me that unless I wore a tight bra "something...very...bad...would...happen" but she never told me WHAT. So, I was scared of my mind as a child and it wasn't until I got married and my husband said "damn, how do you BREATHE???" that I realized my own mother had scammed me into wearing a bra no horny high school kid could get his fingers into. Shitfuck.
