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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Not to worry. 
As a writer, I'm perfectly capable of pretending you're in prison and writing you lengthy, sexually suggestive missives scented in gardenia. You can tell me wild stories of "life inside." One of those photographs of you scowling into the camera while in pirate garb will be most appreciated. I'll tell people you were charged with piracy but you're really just "misunderstood." The devotion of a good woman (who writes on fine stationary with a fountain pen) is all you need to set your feet upon the right path.
You in a place where 90% of the population is male would be a total waste and a grievious injustice to the female population of the world. |
Much thanks
Just more reason to love/lust you
Only drawback is that Joel Cairo's business cards were scented with gardenia,
somehow I can't get that out of my head