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Originally Posted by Vick
Actually if it weren't for my extreme nasty allergic reaction to incarceration behind walls and fences where the male population is greater than 90% of the total population, being woken at ungodly hours of the days and forced to give up far too much of what I take for granted I'd go just for the letters
Thanks Nick, is there a secret handshake I should know?
Or do I already know it and posted that to throw others off the trail
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Not to worry.
As a writer, I'm perfectly capable of pretending you're in prison and writing you lengthy, sexually suggestive missives scented in gardenia. You can tell me wild stories of "life inside." One of those photographs of you scowling into the camera while in pirate garb will be most appreciated. I'll tell people you were charged with piracy but you're really just "misunderstood." The devotion of a good woman (who writes on fine stationary with a fountain pen) is all you need to set your feet upon the right path.
You in a place where 90% of the population is male would be a total waste and a grievious injustice to the female population of the world.