What's this about JR shooting up? The one who posts here?
We had an Aviation Jet Mechanic named Edwin Ness and an Aviation Boatswains Mate named Albert Capone check into our squadron over the same weekend when I was in the Navy. The report I sent out to people letting them know we had new warm bodies was typical miliary - last name comma first initial. So, of course, everyone thought I was bullshitting when the weekend report contained the entry "Enlisted Personnel Reporting: Ness, E; Capone, A"
Just because they had finally figured out all of the training materials I developed used the letterhead of the 'USS TIMOTHY LEARY LSD 25', I don't know where they got the idea I would bullshit about stuff like that