Here it is, Red:
(Trev put it in "signs," for reasons known only to crumpets.)
And speaking of the youngster...he'd best watch the tone with the "old jokes" before he ends up across somebody's lap getting a sound spanking!
I'm going to sit here and practice PD's "we be bad" until I can make it come out even faintly urban. At the moment, it sounds rather...farm county. I'll keep practicing.