After this thread, I can't help but picture the interviewer at the Police Acadamy.
"And why do you want to become a police officer?"
*sigh*
"Oh, for fuck's sake...you read Oprano, don't you? Get out of here before I shoot you myself, you horndog." *gritting teeth* "Kirk's gotta stop tellin' people these things. Somebody get him on the phone...NOW!"
