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MorganGrayson · 11-15-2005

My brother went down to Maryland once to visit a buddy of his who was working on his Masters. They went to a college bar to have a beer. Sitting down, in his sweater and with his Irish face, my brother looks like the kind of guy a local could wipe the floor with. A local tried. He grabbed my brother by the throat. My brother shrugged, stood up, and put his hand around the guy's neck. It wasn't until my brother stood up the local realized he'd misjudged - he had a football player by the throat. My brother vividly remembers thinking "don't squeeze too hard, you'll hurt the guy." He doesn't remember much after that for a while because the local pulled a knife and slashed my brother's throat. Thanks to a quick thinking and high leaping bartender, my brother got to the emergency room in time, where his carotid artery and jugular vein on one side had to be permanently tied off.

Never forget that assholes often have weapons. The ship sailed on "fair fights" a long time ago...that is, if there ever was one.

11-15-2005	#27
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Stupid fucks. My brother went down to Maryland once to visit a buddy of his who was working on his Masters. They went to a college bar to have a beer. Sitting down, in his sweater and with his Irish face, my brother looks like the kind of guy a local could wipe the floor with. A local tried. He grabbed my brother by the throat. My brother shrugged, stood up, and put his hand around the guy's neck. It wasn't until my brother stood up the local realized he'd misjudged - he had a football player by the throat. My brother vividly remembers thinking "don't squeeze too hard, you'll hurt the guy." He doesn't remember much after that for a while because the local pulled a knife and slashed my brother's throat. Thanks to a quick thinking and high leaping bartender, my brother got to the emergency room in time, where his carotid artery and jugular vein on one side had to be permanently tied off. Never forget that assholes often have weapons. The ship sailed on "fair fights" a long time ago...that is, if there ever was one.