Oh jesus where do I start?
Matt you want us to GIVE you facials? Either bizarrely kinky or disturbingly metrosexual.
El pres...I don't own a thong. Neither the Aussie or the US version of thongs appeal to me.
There are no recent naked pics of me. Last ones taken I was 18 months old...and I intend to keep it that way.
Unfortunately, neither pics nor video are possible tho cos I don't even OWN a digital camera. It's on my list of 'must get one of those one of these days' things...but as a single mum of 3, there always seems to be something more important to buy than indulging myself with a toy.
And lastly...WTF is with all the nasty Matt visuals lately? I like the guy...but damn you lot are making it tricky to stay that way.
