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Old 11-07-2005   #21
MorganGrayson
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Default Re: New onboard

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inabon
ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits
1. Because we're logical people and know we won't get them.
2. We do know that if we get them, they will not be photographs of the penis owned by the poster, but some mutant organ that's either attached to a low IQ porn actor or a Photoshopped version of said porn actor.
3. Because burnout has set in from building too many websites and if we have to look at another body part we'll scream.
4. Because a beautiful penis attached to a stupid/useless/boring/homely man is just a waste of a good penis as far as we're concerned.

There's more, but that's enough to get you started on understanding why we don't ask for penis pics.
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