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My drink of choice is Millstone, Starbucks, and Gevalia.

I currently do not drink alcohol. If that makes me gay, I feel cheated - my girlfriend tells me that I still have no skills whatsoever at accessorizing.

When I drank, I was a big fan of Crown Royal, Murphy's Irish Whiskey, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Smirnoff and Stoli, and, of course, Ron Baccardi.

With the exception of Ron, I did not go in for Girly drinks - that is, anything except an occasional ice cube in any of the above.

Also, in the immortal words of Tom T. Hall, I like beer. I used to start the evening off with a good beer (Guiness, Heinekin, Michelob, and too many other options to remember), but after the third or fourth I would switch to Budweiser or Bud Light - a little trick taught to me by people who tasted beer for a living.

I liked a good wine with a meal, but never found it interesting enough to learn more about. I never understood the appeal of scotch or gin, although I may have been influenced by the fact that most people who drank them were pretentious fucks who annoyed the shit out of me. The same holds true of the beer elitists; for every one person I met who truly did prefer the taste of the import of the moment, there were ten of them drinking it merely because they were well-trained consumers attuned to the signs one needed to make in order to meet the contemporary markers of "cool."

While I don't miss drinking much, I do regret that the whole micro-brewery movement took hold after I quit.