[PornoDoggy]

Let's see ...

waking up with a note pinned to my chest explaining where my car was, and not knowing how I got home.

arguing with my wife and another couple about not leaving the diner we stopped for breakfast at before we got our meal, and only believing that I had eaten when they pointed out I had egg yoke on my face from where I passed out with my forehead in the plate.

explaining to the Coronado, California policeman that I did not NEED to take a fucking field sobriety test, because I had been fucking studying, and I was ready for the fucking breathalyzer (this was after falling out of the car onto my face when he stopped me).