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Originally Posted by helix
I half expected him to start an "all bird" eradication program.
Keeping in step with all of his other policies, Birds are the devil, birds are evil, birds are plotting against us, birds are threatining the security of the US. Birds are the Anti-Christ. We must take the war to them, hunt them down and cut the heads off of them.
Other news, we are outsourcing as much of the work out of the US as fast as we can, Reworking the tax policies to eliminate the last of your deductions (we need the money to fund "The Wars" war on birds included), Nominating friend of the week for Supreme Court Justice, and God told me to lie to the world community about WMDs so we could go ona fruitless crusade.
More to come after commercial break - stay tuned
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** ATTENTION **
Reliable Intelligence reports divulged that the Senates "Secret Session" yesterday WAS NOT discussing matters concerning Tom Delay but it was a heated discussion about the Al Quada backed Asian Flu pandemic. The latest Intel reports G.W.Bush's men in the field have discovered the new threat of suicide chickens. These rogue suicide chickens (Militant chickens responsible for the failed Tyson take over, resulting in a bloody hostage situation at Tyson Foods - 3 pecking deaths) are infected with the avian flu, and they are wearing tiny vests made of high explosives. Their directive is to infiltrate highly populated segments of the US and then detonate themselves effectively spreading the avian flu. These "Dirty Chicken" bombs can easily be identified as they have 1 thick continuous eyebrow, and wearing tiny vests. Frequently seen wandering about the Kentucky Fried Chicken fast food outlet parking lots in urban areas. DO NOT approach the suspect chickens, call your local police.
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