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We had a lot of fun in that bar ... and some scary moments too.

This was a pretty big place, with a large bar on the main floor, a much smaller bar on a 2nd floor/balcony/mezzanine level, and a banquet room on the third floor. Because of its location, it attracted a lot of civilian government employees as well as sailors, marines and half-sailors (Coast Guard), and a gaggle of local and national telephone operators.

Allegedly, a group of sailors went into that bar on a Friday night when the banquet room was occupied. Supposedly they retired to the 2nd floor bar (purportedly along with the young ladies from a secretarial school), which usually emptied out by 9:00 or so. It was rumored that a Navy Petty Officer lit a cigarette made from a green leafy vegetable-like substance, which might have been routine by the time of night it is alleged to have taken place. On the supposed evening in question, however, the barmaid, manager, and various and sundry serving wenches reacted rather quickly to tell him to "just say no."

Seems that the function going on in the third floor dining room was a retirement party.

Seems that the guests at the retirement party were from a slew of Federal and State alphabet agencies.

Seems that the retiree had been a regional honcho for the Drug Enforcement Agency. The guests at the party were from the FBI, DEA, Secret Service, IRS, ATF, and representatives from most major police departments in the Midwest.

Allegedly, of course.