[CDSmith]

If I could only count the number of idiots who take constant shots at me on the boards....

If only.

Let's see, there be this new guy sonofsam,
then nocarrier has had a hardon for me this year
ebus never fails to open his trap at me out of the blue when he gets bored defending his heavy hitter self to 10 other battlechumps
And then there's pimpfag. I hear he has "left the building" so to speak. He was always good for a half dozen threads a day of extra exposure. I'll miss him.
I've pissed with you before Brando, yes?
And Joeshmoe, he and I have mixed it up. Fun memories.
Labret and I have had negative intercourse on several occasions since he showed up on the boards in what, late 2001?
Aeon and I have cocked off at one another, probably will again.
Joesuxprick has taken a poke or twenty at me this year alone, although nothing much from him my way lately.
Kman and I have traded less than complimentary posts in the past. His black eye healed up just fine from what I hear.
Remember Rich? He never failed for over 2 years to beak off at me. My being on friendly terms with 12clicks drove poor Rich up the wall.

Christ, I could go on and on here, this is only a partial list.

Wouldn't trade it for the world.

Revel in the piss. Enjoy it.

Or go punch someone's lights out. Whatever packs your lunch.