[JR]

dress up as a circus clown with big hair, big shoes, red nose and assless chaps carrying a bloody axe. just come home, walk in the door and don't say anything to her. walk right over to the couch and sit down without so much as a peep. when she starts trying to make small talk, hoping you haven't gone completely nuts and is becoming visibly worried... just ignore her. the blank, emotionless stare is key here. as her concern turns to panic - jump up and start swinging the axe around wildly while screaming "they are eating my brain". as you have her backed into a corner, crying and begging for her life pull out the ring as say "honey, you know i love you... will you be my wife" - but the key is to keep the axe raised so she see's the fake blood on dripping down it so she is still not really sure if you are going to take a swipe at her or not. if she says "no" just go with your emotions at this point.