[EroticySteve]

So we ordered Chinese today. Among my favorite meals.

I finish off an order of Chow Ho Fun. (Highly recommended)

I get to the fortune cookie. Boy was I excited, especially since I like to play the #'s in lotto drawings.

I open it and wouldn't you know it.... The damn thing says "pick another fortune cookie".

Only moments before I was joking with co-workers about how mine would say something like. "Dude, don't leave the house tomorrow".