OK, here goes.....
Elton John and Rod Stewart have been out for a night on the razz round London's seedy Soho area. It's in the wee small hours of the morning, and they're walking to the taxi rank to get a cab home when they pass a dingy back alley. Elton stops in his tracks. "What's the matter ?" asks Rod. "I think I heard someone shouting for help !" replies Elton - "It sounded like a woman !"
Quick as a flash Elton and Rod rush down the alleyway to assist the damsel in distress. Arriving on the scene, they find none other than Kylie Minogue in a rather awkward predicament. Her head has been jammed through some railings covering a rear window and she can't free herself. Her knickers are round her ankles, and the content of her purse are strewn across the alleyway floor. "Oh, thank God you've arrived !" wails Kylie, "I've been mugged and raped, please help me !".
Taking off his belt and unzipping his fly, Rod shakes his head and says, "Dear oh dear Kylie my love, tonight is just not your night !" And with that, Rod (true to his name) proceeds to get balls deep in Kylie for a good old session.
After a good 5 minutes of romping, Rod pulls out, turns to Elton and asks, "Yo Elton, are you having some of this or what ?" To which Elton replies...........
"I'd love to Rod, but I don't know if I can get my head through those railings !"
