That there were some great young teen sites
no credit card Can get you one!!!
That I do have the pharma he needs
no health card...try india!!
That I can get him great deals on credit cards
shit credit rating....no rating/no problem!
Great deals on a mortgage
no money for a down payment...down payment??? No need!!! 110% loans , realease the TRUE value of your purchase
The inside scoop on various stocks
ummm y would you mail those out if they were really inside scoops?..Check them out yourself and carry out your own due diligence to ensure they a re a viable buy for YOU
His dick really can get bigger.
ummmm more than 8.5inches and the girls get sore..you need to get out more!!you have a polite girlfriend lol
That he needn't bother with a University Degree ,he can get one online.
already paying for college but thanks for the offer...Doctorates are good 
That There is cheap programs for sale out there
not a webmaster... and i Steal anything else from limewire for free...you ever considered mailing? or maybe the Church as a career?LOL
That some guy has a shitload of money in a bank in Nigeria / Bulgaria /Russia /Ukraine and needs his help to have it released.
I've tried running that myself :P didn't work...again I think you may have the heart of a mailer , A Bishop even
There are women ready to fuck , TONIGHT
that's what my gf is for..twos company , Threes even more fun
that I could get him a date
again... gf...see above
That he might consider a Russian / Philipino / Bride
possibly interesting... but only if they're submissive...I can get you french brides! The french always surrender!! ;-)))