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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Actually there was this one time when I was expecting a buddy of mine to come by and I was out chopping something in the kitchen with my big ol' butcher clever when the doorbell rang ... and so I figured I'd fun, took it to the door, swung it open, got all bug-eyes, knife raised in my hand, boomed out a loud baratone and angry "Yeah? What the hell you want?"
... Wasn't my buddy at the door. I scared the living shit out of a UPS guy instead! 
.... Let's say he's very lucky the UPS uniform is brown.  |
But did you run with the knife?
Funny story though, you should live near me
