[Dravyk]

I don't and I won't ...

- shave my balls
- bleach my anus
- stick pins in my tounge
- pierce my nutsack
- wear clothespins on my nipples
- tie my dick in a knot
- stick pens in my eyes
- dunk my head in a deep fryer
- run around the room with sharp scissors

... nor any other new, weird and sundry shit that some one has or will come the f**k up with.

So there!