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Old 10-01-2005   #22
MorganGrayson
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Default Re: You Opranauts need my help

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Originally Posted by Dr. Elle
Since I am on hiatus from sexines I've been reading this board and I'm shocked, shocked I tell you at the sexual problems that plague the people here.
My suggestion would be therapy for all of you, but there are a few that I see major problems with.

Morgan, my poor dear, we must talk about your obsession with cupcakes, crumpets and Kirby the dancing carrot.

Trev, I think you and your wife need counseling regarding your intimate dealings with some of the men here.

Dravyk, why is everyone here fascinated with your balls?

I'm here, please utilize my services for all your sexual questions.
Well, now. Since you're a professional, I'm sure you understand a rattling good case of Anglophilia with sexual overtones.

As for Kirby, , he says "Dr. Elle makes me go and need to a lot!!!!!"

I like him because he's honest and cheerful. Perhaps a little too much....
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