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Originally Posted by pushpills
he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing!
Dear apartment number 704,
I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked.
Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation.
Respectfully yours,
Brandon ---------
 Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door.
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Fucking moron.
One night he'll kick the wrong door.
Model?
Prolly not afterwards lol