Let's review:
Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary.

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XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.
Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here!