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Originally Posted by JR
my grits defense.
after some ponderance of the matter, i have come to fully accept that my preferrence for instant grits is indefensible. i submit however, that i did have a terrible upbringing in a desperately remote town in rural alaska which might offer some explanation to this clearly inexcusable offense and ask that fact be taken into consideration during sentencing, as it might also offer some possible explanation for some ignorance on my part.
to my good friends in the south, i offer my humblest apology to all who i have insulted with my with my obviously poor choice of breakfast foods. it was not my intention to offend. i mistakenly and now i think we now agree, selfishly thought it was just a great source of low glycemic carbohydrates. we now know that grits are much more. i have no excuse. i am deeply sorry. may god have mercy on my soul.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
OK, no sarcasm-cross-threading of posts, please.
