JR...it ain't a hangin' offense, I'm certain. (Don't get all weasly on my now, my man. It's *your* stand, take up flag and rifle and defend that sucker!)
Peaches...they make *flavored* instant grits? Lawdy, lawdy, somebody git me my lavendar water 'n' smelling salts, I do believe I'm gonna have one o' my spells!
PornoDoggy...you quoted George M. Cohan.
