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I like to smoke
Smoking improves synapses (in the brain)
John Wayne looked fucking cool smoking
To annoy you

My uncle died from cancer due to smoking last year, he was cool as Bogart and tough as John Wayne.
I went to his death bed and toasted him with Jim Beam (his drink of choice). He told me when he was first diagnosed that he wasn't scared, he had lived a good life and everyone would be taken care of
I now have a gold watch that very few people in this world have
He was 69 when he died last year, a great man, a true American Hero

I hope smokes go to $20 a pack. Call them Black Death (which I have smoked), Cancer, Tumor or You're Going to Fucking Die
I'll still light them up

Studies show that you lose 7-10 years from smoking. IT'S THE LAST 10 YEARS!!
Who wants them anyway. Alzheimer, Depends, broken hips, nah I'll pass on those years

What's the law now, you can only smoke every other Tuesday in your house under a blanket??!!

So take your anti smoking sentiments, polish them up real nice, turn them sideways and stick them straight up your candy ass

Fucking Wussies