This is a great time to be a preacher, collecting the coffeurs from these sinners, to invest into traffic and sites .. It is remarkable how gullible these people are..
I once convinced an entire religious site (quite a large one actually) that I was a bishop that had lost his faith and was once employed in Rome. I was answering all kinds of questions with such a religious fervour that made them contact me all the time with their religious paradoxes. One poor bastard asked if it was ok to masturbate and I explained that he could do it as much as he wanted, and as often, so long as he brought himself right to the edge but didnt come .. if he did he was a wilful sinner and would be damned for all eternity ... poor bastard ..

fuck it, I was bored lol