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Old 08-26-2005   #1
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Talking what would you like to hear on the day of your funeral?

3 men were asked what would they wanna hear on the day of their funeral at the curch service.

First:
I'd like to hear that I was a good man, religious man, family oriented man and lived my life like a Saint.

Second:
I'd like to hear that I was generous, good member and pillar of the community, loved by all and be remembered forever.

Third:
all I wanna hear is somebody shouting:
LOOK!!!! HE IS ALIVE!!!!!!
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